Ideally? He flees the country like a coward, and the Republican party implodes under the strain of infighting to be his successor.

The earliest I can remember are Mario and Zelda on NES, or BurgerTime on Intellivision.

I hate ketchup, so almost anything else. That said, mustard or some sort of flavored/spicy mayo are top choices.

In order of listening frequency:

The Greatest Generation

Behind the Bastards

Conan O’Brien Needs a Friend

Linux Unplugged