Thanks for the nightmares, dickhead.

Fuck off Konami

Can you elaborate more? I’m under the impression space is very cold, and the heat would get sucked out like I wish I was, at least once before I eat shit.

Man… This meme has LAYERS

All it needs are some adoption papers signed by Muskrat and it’ll be full circle

People are fucking idiots about this kind of shit.

Hygiene is like diet, one side does not fit all.

I know people who smell like an acid bath after a few hours of work. They’ll get home, strip all the oil off their bodies, let their skin dry out and wonder why they smell like shit.

Others can sweat it out, and not smell. When I ask them about their hygiene habits, it’s never a surprise to me to hear they don’t use soaps unless they’re very dirty.

Then there’s Luke, fucking Luke. Smells like a rolled ball sack from the moment he leaves the shower. He even went to see a dermatologist about it and got told that’s just his microbiome. For Luke, I’m glad deodorant exists.

How do you translate borderlands into a watchable film?

It’s a piece of cake to bake a pretty cake.

Deadpoolesque humour, Mad Maxy aesthetics with Idocracy-like characters and frequent Wick tier violence.

Forgive my ignorance, but did they make CGI buttholes, then remove them before it premiered?

OK Majora/Jenova settle down

*his insecure orange masculinity.

Hey, what the fuck.

This was my profile picture before you posted it.

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That Sodom sure was a great guy, Gamorah too, both very fine people, they’ve been my friends for 40, 50, 60 or maybe 70 years even. And you ask them, they’ll tell anybody, that I’ve done more for them than anyone else in human history.

This was comedy gold. His inflection was identical to that of a child being called out.

“I caught a Mew in the grass just outside of Pallet Town”

“Oh yeah? Show me your cartridge”

“Ah, I didn’t save it after I caught it, my batteries died last night”

Nobody “knows” it, but it’s totally within character for both of them.

Trump is so predictable he reliably fell for Harris’ obvious bait about his rally attendees etc.

It’s not farfetched to assume Putin, who is actually quite skilled in the art of manipulating people, would attempt to use Trump as a pawn in this manner.

What’d I miss?

Thar she blows

Mirror is a paedo anyway.

gulp