I’m personally using Vivaldi until the adpocalypse next year
I’m personally using Vivaldi until the adpocalypse next year
You can disapprove of their privacy practices while acknowledging its innovations. There’s a reason Chrome got a stranglehold on the market.
I heard “Breaking The Habit” at the grocery store yesterday.
Talonflame isn’t worse than Seel
Spending 2 decades with a dope-ass cat is the fuckin dream. Doing life right.
I remember one time at a hotel, some guy was listening to his cell phone really loudly in the continental breakfast area and Ganon hopped up on his table and knocked over his cereal onto his lap.
Exhibit A: the hilariously horny official trailer for Jane Doe
Well, okay, the drunk person will still react to what you say; they just won’t remember. Having a gracious exit to the situation is preferable to, say, “OH MY GOD THERE’S AN AXE MURDERER BEHIND YOU” and running away when they turn around.
I began with ‘have some tact’ after all.
Keep in mind, you’re telling this to a blackout horny drunk person. In honesty, it doesn’t matter what you actually say.
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If you were in that situation, would you say “no, I would be raping you”? The boyfriend excuse is a much more tactful way to get yourself out of the situation (as well as a good enough reason in its own right).
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…nobody has the Minecraft movie at home
I’d settle for the “Netflix Adaptation” format
TL;DR Trailer Steve looks bad
This dialogue is an established meme, with the punchline that “thing at home” is a worse version of the thing you want (i.e. Can we get McDonalds? No, we have food at home).
The teaser trailer for “A Minecraft Movie” just dropped, and shows Jack Black as the game’s default character, Steve.
So, the original conceit of the meme doesn’t apply (the “Steve at home” is already the better version) but rather it’s saying that trailer Steve looks bad.
When you step outside, your face hurts. And that’s if it’s not windy. Unless you’re really bundled up, it feels like you’re naked in the cold, and your clothes are like a makeshift tarp you’ve wrapped around yourself.
In fairness, Miitomo was a dumpster fire from its inception.