When Jabba Stops breathing-

Thanks and fixed.

Ooh, or a really gnarly exploitation film about the hours of horrible treatment Leia goes through when she is captured and leads up to a final scene where she gets to strangle her abuser.

When Jabba stops breathing, so does the film.

I’m thinking along the lines of ‘Rosenkrantz and Gildenstern are Dead’ where we see only the action, or lack thereof from the point of view of minor supporting characters.

Picture a film that is two hours of R2 and C3P0 wandering the deserts of tattooine before being captured, then the film ends before any action happens.

If I don’t get a Star Wars side project that is actually ‘written’ from the point of view of a lovable but flawed Astro mech/ communication droid duo, I’ll do it myself, by jingo!

: realizes that this has probably happened dozens of times in both mass market paperback and slash fiction, but I’m just too scared of what I’ll unearth if I look it up:

‘An assassin from the cilantro haters guild creeps up’

Believe it or not? Straight in the trash.

Unexpected Homestarrunner.

I think must of us are missing the fact that the second to last panel his ‘smile’ is a grimace because he has severed the afflicted hand.

I’ll let you discuss what is meant by this.

This calls for 50 milliliters of Victory Gin!

My chicory plantation will finally turn a profit! Wait till Dandelion Dan hears about this!

‘Wyll approves’

The outrage should clearly be THAT SHE ISN’T USING A COASTER IT A TRAY AND THAT CHILD COULD EASILY KNOCK OVER THE WINE

‘Heaven is a place in Earth’ was, in fact, released in 1987 by Belinda Carlisle.

Fueled by cheap Big Mac’s, no doubt, though the song neglects to mention them.

Late 90s Chicago, I don’t recall this happening much, but I did have a social studies teacher in 7th grade that let kids take their lunch period in her classroom and the AV cart would usually be tuned in to the Maury Provich show.

I watched a VHS dupe my father had made of this so many times. I don’t think I’ve ever seen the proper cover art of it.

‘See you later, navigator!’

https://g.co/kgs/uNhJedM Toxic Love

Taxi Driver resonates much more powerfully when you or someone close to you has suffered from delusions.

To the perfectly sane mind Travis is being insane without reason, and in a boring way.

I imagine the high score TD had gathered over the years is because there are many people that sympathize with Travis, and maybe see him as an anti hero.

Man, if the Internet has taught me anything via The Internet Plays Pokemon, Arnie wouldn’t make it past the first scene.

Was a junior/senior in high school when that came out. Me and my dudes definitely wanted to be that guy that never graduated and lived on school grounds forever, without realizing how pathetic that life would be .

We are probably a decade apart, but sucker punch made me walk away. All of the anime CGI faces and action scenes just had me bored. Maybe I wasted all of my Suspension Of Disbelief on pulp sci Fi novels back in the 90s.

Now I will fall asleep thinking of a crack head rat dry humping a hippo. Truly the Real Garbage Pail Kids gross out movie, but it was too grown up for children and to basic for grown ups.