Please just get therapy. Christ.

Nothing in these guidelines about actual pain relief or sedation. Same bullshit, unless the article is mischaracterizing things.

Probably not pure mercury but one of the extremely nasty mercury compounds that is easily absorbed through the skin. The victim was very sick.

I feel we could get a much better bang/buck ratio by shooting him down to Venus along with a sensor package. Far less expensive, and the live broadcast of his horrific demise would probably go some way to defraying costs as well.