Uk law. Unless its a red line, you can stop there.

And there we have it.

Plus the wardens have to watch the vehicle for 10 minutes before issuing a ticket. The driver would have completed the delivery and gone within that 10 minutes.

Chance of him learning for said negative experience: 0%

Six figures? Lucky you.

Go back to your kapusta.

Planes costs too much. Maganazis will use cattle cars.

15 to Stein who’s party didn’t contest most house or senate seats?

Hoping for a president with no house or senate support? WTF they gonna do?

Really?

Clinton???

Chonky kitty!

Rubles.

They did it for the rubles

Luckily Stein got lots of house and senate members elected to provide support to her platform… oh wait…

It will not involve lube.

It will not be pretty.

It will not be quick.

In Russian roulette, I might not die.

Or, my brains might explode out of my head to paint the wall in a vivid splatter.

Why the fuck would anyone play Russian roulette in the first place?

I heard if you coat your face in blood and lie down in long grass with your eyes closed, the leopards won’t ever find you!

Transaction AND interchange++ fees.

This is why many shops won’t take AMEX cards: 3.95% transaction fee! GTFO

Shiny piece of candy over here!

Look here! Shiny!

NO! Don’t look anywhere else. Look here, Shiny piece of candy!

That’s what a credit card is doing. Many, many people fall for the shiny piece of candy trick.

Fuck your Shiny candy, fuck your tooth decay. Give me 10% capped for everyone.

Tell me why Visa and Mastercard make so much profit per quarter… (it might mean their execs now have to travel coach and stay in only 3* hotels. Boo hoo).

Goodbye. Now give me the 10%.

Mmmmm bacon…

You’ll work harder with a gun in your back,

For a bowl of rice a day,

Slave for soldiers til you starve,

Then your head is skewered on a stake