Does this mean your Windows partition has a good version called ‘Mindows’? Are you telling me there is a distro called ‘Walinux’???

Nice work man. Fuck the internet and its dark ass wizards.

Is this the sticker of a hobby that you want to be part of?

MY FUCKING WEBSITE DOESN’T EVEN HAVE CAT BAGS FOR SALE WHAT WAS I THINKING?

Oh this one’s topical. I forgot I made it.

https://www.redbubble.com/i/magnet/All-My-Dreams-Are-Dead-and-Buried-I-m-Just-Waiting-to-Join-Them-by-CatBagz/99523596.TBCTK

You could give a flat file CMS like Grav a shot. It’s basically like a wiki system for running a site. There’s also a slow burn up a hill of complexity where you do LAMP with PHP then you gravitate to things like express.js then Electron and then you roll poorly on your sanity check and end up naked in a bell tower.

Insert that bell curve meme where it’s wordpress on both sides.

For self hosting, pick up docker and understand that then go for portainer - it makes making mistakes in the arena super easy to scrub away. I suggest Synology NAS.

CatBagz.com is in this photograph and I don’t like it.

What, no one really wants to purchase cat faced bags from a guy on the internet that doesn’t like cats all that much and doesn’t use bags all that much and can’t social media and mostly just wants to stop being a fucking company shill but no I’m so fucking good at it that’s my job and my life forever.

Fuck you, dreams. I’m taking cat bags to my fucking grave.

At least my red bubble stickers sell.