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The Perfect Spotify (A Tribute)

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Cake day: June 23rd, 2023

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  • Chetney got run over by a Silgoat

    (by FaeolinTheWildElf)

    Chetney got run over by a Silgoat,
    Walking home on eve of Winter’s Crest.
    Fearne and I aren’t sure that we believe him,
    But that is what his speak with dead professed.

    He’d been drinking Sandkheg’s Hide
    And we begged him not to go (don’t go Chetney)
    But he forgot it was a full moon
    And then staggered at the door with Fearne in tow.

    When we found him on Crest’s morning
    At the scene of the attack (let me tell you something)
    He had hoof prints round his waistline
    And incriminating horn marks on his back.

    Chetney got run over by a Silgoat,
    Walking home on eve of Winter’s Crest.
    Fearne and I aren’t sure that we believe him,
    But that is what his speak with dead professed.

    Now we’re all so proud of ourselves
    We’ve been taking this so well
    Watch us in here reminiscing
    Playing cards and drinking Shanks with Dorian

    It’s not Winter’s Crest without Chetney
    All his toy’s sit on a rack
    And we just can’t help but wonder
    Should we share out all the gold that’s in his pack? (gold in his pack!)

    Chetney got run over by a Silgoat,
    Walking home on eve of Winter’s Crest.
    Fearne and I aren’t sure that we believe him,
    But that is what his speak with dead professed.

    Now the goat is on the table
    And Fearne has sobered up at last
    Laudna’s making shadow puppets
    As we laugh at the C-pop flag we left half-mast

    We warned all our friends and enemies
    Better watch out for your own (Not Ludinus)
    “They should never give a licence, no
    To someone who drives a sleigh and plays with gnomes”

    Chetney got run over by a Silgoat,
    Walking home on eve of Winter’s Crest.
    Fearne and I aren’t sure that we believe him,
    But that is what his speak with dead professed.

    Chetney got run over by a Silgoat,
    Walking home on eve of Winter’s Crest.
    Fearne and I aren’t sure that we believe him,
    (Fearne and I are sure no one will confess)


  • (revised songs below by me)

    Carol of the Hells

    We are the Hells, first word is Bell’s
    New thing today, spells gone away
    Danger around, hunting us down
    Night into morn, Ruidus born
    Seeming to be part of the key
    for ending of Exandria.
    Chetney and wood fighting for good
    (Ex)Zandria’s flat. Pâté the rat.
    More than a fey, what’s Fearne today?
    Orym, I mean, total ‘short king’

    optional backup refrain

    Oootooohan keeps on fucking with us (x2)

    Why is it us? Who’s Ludinus?
    Meeting the gods. What are the odds?
    Merry, merry, merry, merry Critmas
    Merry, merry, merry, merry Critmas
    Fucks up with that? I’m not a cat
    Alarm is set. (Is) zit Thursday yet?

    Plank King Kingsley (Good King Wenceslas)

    Kingsley the Plank King looked down
    at his feets uneven
    then his trouser pants fell down
    and his butt was steamin’

    All the people laughed and cried
    at his but a-steamin’.
    When he tried to pull them up
    he slipped and fell
    On. His. Butt.

    What Was Once the Robit F.C.G. (Once in Royal David’s City)

    What was once the robit F.C.G.
    Now are scraps and part of their head
    “It’s okay, my friends have saved me.”
    Last words 'fore their eyes turned red


  • (rewritten version of 'Jingle Bells)
    by Marypuns

    Dashing through the snow
    Get the fuck out of our way
    We have got to go
    A dragon’s on the way!
    (Oh shit, fuck!)
    We’re trying not to scream
    As we run for our lives
    Some sicko rolled the dice
    And tossed us in this fight

    Oh! Gel-i-don, Gel-i-don
    She’s flying our way
    Oh, we’ll keep trying not to die
    As we try to get away
    (Hey!)
    Gel-i-don, Gel-i-don
    Nightmare in Ivory
    Oh, please Gods don’t let us die
    (Why’d you do this, Ash-o-lee?)

    and

    Chetney got run over by a reindeer
    Walking home one night on Winter’s Crest.
    He really should have squashed his beef with Santa.
    Instead he put his patience to the test.


  • Fan made compilations gathered from Beacon chat

    (rewritten lyrics from The Pogues - A Fairytale of New York)
    by FaeolinTheWildElf

    (Yasha to Beau)
    It was Winters Crest, babe, on the Balleater,
    Molly I remembered, “Won’t see another one”
    And then the words came to me, he said “Lond may he Reign”
    I let the tears fall, and dreamed about him.

    (Beau to Yasha)
    But we’re the lucky ones, remember what we’ve done
    I had a feeling, that year was for all the crew
    So, Happy Winters Crest, I love you, baby
    We all saw a better time when all our dreams came true

    (Jester & Fjord)
    They’ve got carts used as bars, they’ve got rivers of gold
    My Mom’s singing will thrill you, it’s no place for the old
    When you first took my hand on that Sydenstars’s eve
    You promised me chaos was following you (Hi Artie!)

    (Essek & Caleb & Both)
    You were handsome, you were floating, Shadowhand show boating,
    When I held up the Luxon, you almost went into shock
    The Bright Queen was proclaiming, all your neighbours complaining
    The Xhorhaus was glowing, we had a party!

    (All Mighty Nein)
    The mages of The Cerberus Assembly panicked, through all the days,
    The Volstruckers we’ve beaten up. and Trent’s insane

    (Veth to Everyone)
    You’re a barbarian, you’re a monk,
    You’re a helpless weak junk
    Lying there almost dead in Ukatoas funk
    You cleric, heal faster,
    You non-healing disaster
    It’s Winter’s Crest, Caleb
    In your tower we’ll be fed.

    (All Mighty Nein)
    The mages of The Cerberus Assembly panicked, through all the days,
    The Volstruckers we’ve beaten up. and Trent’s insane

    (Lucien & Molly & Kingsley & All three)
    “I could have been someone”
    Well, so could anyone
    You took my dreams from me
    When I became you
    I threw them out of me,
    So none would ever know
    We couldn’t make it all alone,
    we become someone new*

    (Everyone)
    The Nine Eyes of the Genesis Ward,
    stopped living, on that day
    We found our path on that Duscar’s day.





  • It’s Critmas

    sung by the Critical Role cast

    Jingle Opening
    La, la! La, la! La, la, la!
    La, la! La, la! La, la, la!
    La, la! La, la! La, la, la, la!
    Hey! Hey! Hey!
    Laura: It’s quiet on the rooftop,
    Sleeping as the moon drops,
    Dreaming of some candy canes.
    Sam: Someone left the holiday music on in the kitchen.
    Group:
    Hey! Hey! Hey!
    Laura:
    And though we’re wearing flip-flops,
    never see the snow drop,
    stockings still hang by the tree.
    Sam: You might think there is something missing.
    Taliesin: Cause Santa’s lying on the beach.
    Travis: And Rudolph’s surfing in the sea.
    Matt: Frosty’s hiding underneath that palm tree.
    Chorus:
    It’s a merry Merry Critmas. (It’s Critmas!)
    Oh, here in Californ-i-a !
    It’s a merry merry Critmas, (It’s Critmas!)
    around the table playing games.
    The fire burns, the stories are told, (Ooh! Ahh!)
    till it’s time for bed, and the cocoa’s cold. (Ooh! Ahh!)
    It’s Critmas. (It’s Critmas!)
    We’re hopin’ that you roll our way!
    Have a merry merry Critmas,
    La, la! La, la! La, la, la!
    La, la! La, la! La, la, la!
    Have a merry merry Critmas,
    La, la! La, la! La, la, la, la!
    Hey! Hey! Hey!
    Ashley: Give each other gifts,
    sit around and reminisce,
    Oh, how the days fly by!
    Sam: Though it’s 95 outside, it’s still Critmas.
    Group:
    Hey! Hey! Hey!
    Ashley: And even in this heatwave,
    oven’s on and we bake,
    cookies and some gingerbread
    Sam: You might think there is something different.
    Marisha: Cause Santa’s lying on the beach.
    Liam: And Rudolph’s surfing in the sea.
    Matt: Frosty’s melting underneath that palm tree.
    Chorus:
    It’s a merry Merry Critmas. (It’s Critmas!)
    Oh, here in Californ-i-a !
    It’s a merry merry Critmas, (It’s Critmas!)
    around the table playing games.
    The fire burns, the stories are told, (Ooh! Ahh!)
    till it’s time for bed, and the cocoa’s cold. (Ooh! Ahh!)
    It’s Critmas. (It’s Critmas!)
    We’re hoping that you roll our way!
    Have a merry merry Critmas,
    La, la! La, la! La, la, la!
    La, la! La, la! La, la, la!
    Have a merry merry Critmas,
    La, la! La, la! La, la, la, la!
    Hey! Hey! Hey!


  • Twelve days of Grogmas

    sung by Pike and Grog

    Pike: Okay Grog! Now just like we practiced!
    Grog: On the first day of Grogmas, my Pikey gave to me:
    A little birdy in the Sun tree!

    On the second day of Grogmas, my Pikey gave to me:
    Two GoFiBePos, and
    A little birdy in the Sun tree!

    On the third day of Grogmas, my Pikey gave to me:
    Three, two one,
    Two GoFiBePos, and
    A little birdy in the Sun tree!

    On the fifth day of Grogmas, my Pikey gave to me:
    Pike: You skipped one!
    Grog: Five pints of ale!
    Four stinky turds,
    Three, two one,
    Two GoFiBePos, and
    A little birdy in the Sun tree!

    On the sixth day of Grogmas, my Pikey gave to me:
    Six axes swinging-

    ‘Cause there was a huge monster attack, and my axe broke, so I got another one. And then that one broke, so I got another one, and I raged on ‘em, and there was blood all over the place. And his guts popped out, and I slipped on his guts-
    Pike: Buddies! Holiday song! Keep it light?
    **Grog:**Okay!

    Ten pints of ale!
    Four stinky turds,
    Three, two one,
    Two GoFiBePos, and
    A little birdy in the Sun tree!

    On the seventh day of Grogmas, my Pikey gave to me:
    Seven monsters slaying,
    Six axes swinging,
    Twenty pints of ale!
    Four stinky turds,
    Three, two one,
    Two GoFiBePos, and
    A little birdy in the Sun tree!

    On the- Uh- On the- Mmmm! Uh, Pike? What number was I at?
    Pike: Eight!
    Grog: How many fingers is that?
    Pike: One hand three fingers, buddies.
    Grog: Oh!

    On the eighth day of Grogmas, my Pikey gave to me:
    Nine naked ladies,
    Eight maids to wash me,
    Seven axes swinging,
    Six monsters slaying,
    A hundred pints of ale!
    Four stinky turds,
    Three, two one,
    Two GoFiBePos, and
    A little birdy in the Sun tree!

    Uh, what just happened? Pike?
    Pike: Key change. Just sing a little higher, dude!
    Grog: Okay.

    On the tenth day of Grogmas, my Pikey gave to me:
    Ten Lord de Rolos,
    Nine naked ladies,
    Eight maids to wash me,
    Seven axes swinging,
    Six monsters slaying,
    A thousand pints of ale!
    Four stinky turds,
    Three, two one,
    Two GoFiBePos, and
    A little birdy in the Sun tree!

    On the eleventh day of Grogmas, my Pikey gave to me:
    Eleven spice a-spicin’,
    Ten Lord de Rolos,
    Nine naked ladies,
    Eight somethin’ somethin’,
    And a bunch of crap I already said!

    On the twelfth day of Grogmas, my Pikey gave to me:
    What fun it is to ride and sing a slaying song tonight!
    Oh! Dingleberries, dingleberries hanging on my on my bum!
    Pike: Wrong song!
    Grog: Huh?
    Pike: You were on twelve! Twelve?
    Grog: Twelve fighters fighting,
    Eleven spice a-spicin’,
    Ten Lord de Rolos,
    Nine naked ladies,
    Eight maids to wash you,
    Seven axes swinging,
    Six monsters slaying,
    (together)
    A million pints of ale!
    Four stinky turds,
    Three, two one,
    Two GoFiBePos, and
    A little birdy in the Sun tree!

    Pike: Good job, buddies! You did it!
    Grog: Thanks!


  • Winter’s Crest Festival Time

    sung by the Pumat Five

    Zim zim za, zim zim za
    That’s what people say!
    When it’s Winter’s Crest festival time in good old Tal’Dorei.
    Zim zim za, zim zim za
    That’s what people say!
    When it’s winter’s crest festival time in good old Tal’Dorei.

    I’m sure you know to give a gift
    And drink some cherry beer,
    On this very special holiday.
    And light ten candles to recall those long-gone nice lost years,
    But do you know the words to shout when your neighbor looks your way?

    Zim zim za, zim zim za
    That’s what people say!
    When it’s Winter’s Crest festival time in good old Tal’Dorei.
    Zim zim za, zim zim za
    That’s what people say!
    When it’s winter’s crest festival time in good old Tal’Dorei.

    Oh, the children build a box and hang it on their door,
    Make a wish and test a hopeful spell.
    Then jolly old Oltgar leaves a toy there while they snore,
    And wakes ‘em up by ringing jingle bells and singing.

    Zim zim za, zim zim za
    That’s what people say!
    When it’s Winter’s Crest festival time in good old Tal’Dorei.
    Zim zim za, zim zim za
    That’s what people say!
    When it’s winter’s crest festival time in good old Tal’Dorei.

    Break it down!
    Oh, Winter’s Crest, Winter’s Crest!
    (Zim za! Zim za! Zim zim zim zim zim za!)
    Oh, Winter’s Crest, Winter’s Crest!
    (Zim za! Zim za! Zim zim zim zim zim za!)
    Oh, it’s Winter’s Crest, Winter’s Crest, my favorite time of year!
    (Zim za! Zim za! Zim zim zim zim zim za!)
    Oh, Winter’s, Winter’s Cre-est!

    Zim zim za, zim zim za
    That’s what people say!
    When it’s Winter’s Crest festival time in good old Tal’Dorei.
    Zim zim za, zim zim za
    That’s what people say!
    When it’s winter’s crest festival time in good old Tal’Dorei.
    When it’s winter’s crest festival time in good old Tal’Dorei!

    Hehehe! I think that’s how it goes. I’ve never actually been there!



  • CR-themed lyrics for Chappelle Roan - Pink Pony Club

    Hey, friend. There’s somewhere you can stay.
    A silly land with happy folks that broadcasts from L.A.
    And I heard that it’s a special place
    Where not just boys and girls, but everybody gets to play.

    On Thursday night they stream
    They try to keep it clean
    But Sam has other plans
    Laura knows what “that” means
    At times they might be loud
    Or sound scary or mean
    Don’t worry just relax
    The party’s just being

    Friends just having fun
    Purple pony girls
    Love undead ones huh?
    Gods you better run
    if we can’t save the world
    Predathos is comin now and…

    Purple pony girls.
    They will save Exandria
    Purple pony girls
    They will keep on casting and
    maybe save the world
    Revolution dancin with the
    Purple pony girls
    Purple pony girls




  • Matching CR Cast with Theatrical Wrestling Characters

    by DarkSniper1230

    It took me a while but it’s done, every main PC’s wrestler counterpart:

    Keyleth-Becky Lynch
    Vax-Seth Rollins
    Grog-Stone Cold Steve Austin
    Vex-Anna Jay
    Scanlan-Dalton Castle
    Pike-Alexa Bliss
    Percy-Finn Balor

    Beau-Kris Statlander
    Yasha-Rhea Ripley
    Fjord-AJ Styles
    Jester-Willow Nightengale
    Caleb-Hangman Page (before this current heel run)
    Veth-Penelope Ford
    Molly-Kenny Omega
    Cadecus-Undertaker (lol)

    Chetney-Dustin Rhodes
    Imogen-Hikaru Shida
    Laudna-Julia Hart
    Dorian-Johnny Gargano
    Ashton-Jon Moxley
    Orym-Adam Cole
    Fearne-Ruby Soho(Ruby Riot in WWE)
    FCG-Sammy Guverra
    Braius-Brody King