I love this because it reminds me of something my mother explained to me when I was young… Watching the Dustin Hoffman movie, Little Big Man… Natives would tag soldiers to show them that they could’ve killed them but didn’t, to prove they were the greater warrior. The implication was that the soldiers should back off but we all know how that worked out…

Well, how are the rhinos doing now?

This is peak Farside humor

Shuttle that cock!

Assimilate

My anaconda don’t want none unless it’s got Paul Rudd, hun. 🐍

There’s hope

So butch

Women are so much better than men and I love that so much but it’s just a fact of life that women are the best…

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Oh My Gahd

I’m sorry Jon

It’s funny because cowboys wear cowboy boots and they don’t have laces

Reject modernity…

Reject modernity; return to the sea 🌊

This is fine 🔥

What even is a woman?! Aren’t we all just humans? What does it all mean?! 🤯

Sorry Jon

Just give us a Darth Plagueis series

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