The idea of someone just sobbing then you come up and yell “WHATS THE OPPOSITE OF YELLOW ON A RUBIKS CUBE!?!?” at them is so funny to me.
I think it’d probably work on me.

technically it’s correct twice a day if you use military time

except my grandma’s stove which has a broken handle and sensor so it just guesses if you’re going forward or backwards and will randomly increment by like 15. I got it within 20 minutes then gave up because using pliers on the mangled remains of a stove knob was really annoying.

weird flex but ok

and the computers they ARE given are so locked down to the point where the subject material is blocked and you can’t do the lesson the teacher has assigned for years before. Literally had that happen well over a dozen times in the last 3.5 years of hs

edit: just remembered the time someone got assigned to make a PowerPoint about boobytraps. Didn’t go well lol

what?

based

src for those who are too lazy to Google: https://www.politico.com/f/?id=00000158-26b6-dda3-afd8-b6fe46f40000

And keep in mind, all of this is what we know publicly. Imagine all we don’t.

woah, that’s crazy. Thanks for the info

ok but have you considered this: quack quack,?

where do you live where the sun goes down at 4? its always ~6:45-7 at the earliest where I live iirc

how long is ranged?

puts a bic lighter on a comically long stick

that’s hilarious

once in an onion (satirical news) video I responded to an idiotic trump supporter in the comments with something along these lines using Google translate:

“[English] Yes, MAGA 2024 he is our savior.
[Russian] See my brothers this one has already been fooled. Soon he will worship the Russian empire.”

Didn’t get a reply, all my trolling for nothing 🥲

SODA!!! 🤩👊🤙

Never considered that Google maps has to take into account disputed territory. Very good explanation, you get gold star sticker ⭐

Alaska has like none considering how north and large it is!

related to wildlife, I caught a lizard that was in our fabric swing and didn’t want him to get squished, dude was surprisingly chill about it

on Voyager if you make the image smaller it moves more idk if this will work but I took a screenshot