I went to a party while I was living in The Netherlands. Everybody else at the party was Dutch. They spent the entire evening speaking to each other in English for my benefit.

He was fine with him being president while he was his VP though.

If you’re going to adjust the final amount for inflation then you need to adjust the £5000 for inflation so in 1493 you would only be earning £6 per day.

Still does

Obviously not but it’s brilliant!

That Bug’s Bunny.

Not publishing leaflets about nuclear attacks would freak me out less!

Why were the police at a show?

So he’s currently struggling against just Ukraine but he’s warning us that he could end up facing the whole of NATO?

*to have worked at Macdonalds.

Unfortunately I can’t sign because I’m in the stupid UK.

I wouldn’t mind quite so much if it was because the people filming that way believed it looked better. But the real reason is usually because they are too dumb to think of turning their phone on its side.