Does the cat wear a turtle-neck sweater/jumper?

So for all of apple’s design faults, I genuinely think this might have been intentional because it feels like the venn diagram of Apple software engineers and cat owners is more like a circle.

But you’ve yet to lose a pillow fight.

Focus on what’s important.

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John’s done being sorry.

Remember, you’re a ghost piloting a walking tent of bone, blood, and flesh using a grey jelly computer running on ConfusedMeat_OS.

As is everyone and everything living that you know.

PINEAPPLE FOR THE PINEAPPLE GOD!

Not only does pineapple belong on pizza, ham & pineapple pizza is the only pizza that is consistent in all three states: fresh and hot, cold, and reheated.

If I can’t navigate to your house without GPS does that mean when I arrive NATO is fucking your mother?

First a $40 fee just to swipe plastic is stupid, even VISA don’t charge anywhere near that much for the card machine operator. Sorry you have to deal with that.

Also does the US not have smartphone banking apps? Do you have to pay fees for a bank transfer? Is it the landlord setting those fees? I’m confused how a free at point of use system is getting slapped with a fee.

Why does everyone in the US have to write cheques to eachother, wasting everyone’s time going in person to the bank to cash them in? Even my employer just does a bank transfer to pay me my income.

That’s fucking ridiculous, sorry to hear that.

But why can’t your landlord just accept a bank transfer every month you can set up on your banking app? Is this not a thing in the US?

Who the hell is still writing cheques? Does this landlord also contact the tenant by carrier pigeon?

Doesn’t have to be 100% and definitely doesn’t have to completely change overnight. Even a 1% improvement is a victory.

Snape, Snape, Severus Snape.

So this is the reason for the Royal story today.

Oh yeah pointers to pointers to pointers to pointers to pointers to pointers to pointers to pointers to pointers to pointers to pointers to pointers to pointers to pointers to pointers to pointers to a null.

Fig. 1 - Meanwhile your C programming lecturer.

I can’t believe Garth Marenghi’s Darkplace didn’t make the list.

McGonagall spots him, confiscates it, goes back to her office, sparks it back up and gets to ripping phat drags.

Given that Potter is a blank slate of which JK Rowling occasionally used to espouse derisions against characters’ actions that didn’t align with her “don’t-rock-the-boat” neo-liberal attitude, Potter would 100% act like that.

When you put the wrong cat down