This plan is going down for sure.
The details of my life are quite inconsequential… very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet.
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Taking shit seriously around here
NOFX - Punk in Drublic
2·2 months agoThey destroyed Fitbit. It was just to kill competitors. I’ve had so many issues with Google hardware it’s insane.
It’s like when you stop hanging out with your girlfriend in hopes she breaks up with you. Technically you didn’t break up with her.
4·2 months agoEAT RECYCLED FOOD
- Judge Dread Ref
131·3 months agoShe spun in her head though. That’s kinda impressive. Right?
My wallpaper now!
Missing the dudes dick hitting the bar, Raygun and Gojira.
0·6 months agoThen don’t give them your money or time and transfer to another school?
We read the backs of shampoo bottles.