Tron for the Intellevision.

Ring of Ringing. Causes wearer’s ears to ring. When removed the ring itself begins to ring.

Getting booted from Coast to Coast didn’t do him any favors.

Seraphina

The Overton Window is set in an abandoned lot. The house burned down a long time ago.

It was, but Oklahoma passed a law saying tribal lands couldn’t use postal addresses and had to use PO boxes instead. Then they passed a law saying you needed a postal address to vote.

I came here to chew bubblegum and vote against my own interests.

And I’m aaaaaaalll out of bubblegum.

Squirrels:

Go Squirrels!

Inside his target demographic, the dude could pull.

She didn’t marry. She became an MI-5 agent.

A child rapist that never passed the Bar would be a bit of a tough sell for AG.

Somebody needs to ride on The Devastator.

Dril and XKCD, together at last.

Eng-rage-ment.

The Murmuring is a really good slow burn horror piece.

They could stop making trucks. That would really cut their costs.

Give 'em an Archie Slap for even suggesting that shit.

Hand fully extended, fingers together, flat against the chest cross-ways. Move the hand up towards the neck in a guillotine-like motion.

Remember… They’re a club. And they protect the other members of their club.