They do it with radio spectrums.

They literally auction that shit off.

If they were all a different color, that’d be pretty damn cool.

Don’t forget to burp it!

By legally trespassing, they mean that it fits the legal definition of trespassing. Like legally blind, or legally insane.

I’ve played Battletoads and Double Dragon. It’s exactly what it sounds like, and not the type of game that keeps me interested for very long.

I have never even heard of any of the others.

EDIT: I looked them up, the other three were Japanese games. Which I suppose is fair. It’s not like the Switch is an American console, their Japanese customers probably remember some of these games.

Still not excited at all about Battletoads and DD. When you mash up one game (BT) with the game it ripped off (DD), you’re not going to see much innovation.

Yes. And it would be nothing but the creepy baby face sound.

I always love The Oatmeal, but I hadn’t seen that one yet.

Thanks for sharing!

Just to clarify, are we just making this up as we go? Because that’s what I’m planning on.

Look at those dilated pupils. Obviously high.

😄 - “Awww yeah.” Commonly referring to pleasant nostalgia or receiving a blow job.

Might have to buy this for my stepson. 😂 He’d LOVE it!

I’m glad she’s ok, and I hope they don’t give her too much trouble about it.

Personally, there are few rules or procedures that should stand between a parent and their child.

Oh geez. What did my wife do this time?

I wish I had an answer for you, but instead I only have a fun anecdote about DK64.

My roommate played through that game in college. My roommate was also colorblind. I’d be doing whatever and hear “what the hell! Grab the damn banana!” I would look up to see what was happening and say “Dave! It’s purple!”

Oh. I thought it was yellow.

😂

I think as individuals, most all of them are opposed to child abuse. Protecting children from “woke groomers” is one of their unifying battle cries.

Sadly, their tribalism is stronger than their concern for the kids. Once one of their own is accused of child abuse, they rally to their defense. In their mind, they are the good guys, and someone who’s on the “good guy team” could never do something like that. The only reasonable explanation is that they were wrongly accused or there was a terrible misunderstanding, or sigh they deserved/ asked for it.

Of course, this rabid tribalism attracts MORE predators. As long as they can convince everyone that they are “one of them” they know that they can get away with a few more lies than if they were hanging out with independent thinkers.

To be fair, I’m pretty sure someone else bought the pepper spray.

I’m going to guess you’re about 40.

Because that sounds a lot like my list.

Oh dang. That really IS better than mine!

That’s exactly what happened with Porkchop! We opened the kitty cage and he lept out into our arms. I was like, now we can’t just get the first cat that jumps at us, so we did a full walk around but inevitably went right back to him.

Went back two weeks later to adopt his sister.