Jerome Powell looks pretty stringy, but I bet I can grind him up into cat food.
Jerome Powell looks pretty stringy, but I bet I can grind him up into cat food.
They never get old! Decompress Main shuttle bay!
$16. Un-flipping-real. In 2024 I cannot imagine trying to live on this.
Time Loop episodes for me!
I agree, except it seems like which view is displayed on a given day is random.
I’m trying to think of the most painful and apropos thing that could happen to Kennedy, but I can’t come up with anything stable enough.
EDIT: I’ve got it! He gets beaten to death by Nazi proud boiz with Baseball bats.
I love this so much
Sorry, this is sleep data for the same person for two different days
Sleep apnea is yes, I know. These are the same person on two different days though.
Ok, it seems that it’s greenish when it does have data for the other color categories. Why it does not have data I have no idea, but that’s a separate question.
He’s not wrong
I came for clever zombie jokes. I am leaving disappointed.
What’s your budget? What features are important to you?
Dude. You have way more than enough money. Go enjoy some real life, doing whatever it is soulless husks enjoy doing. Leave the rest of us alone.
That’ll teach us plebs. We’d better start licking some serious Amazon boot so they deign to let some of us earn enough to not die.
I’ll just base my conduct on Larry Ellison’s actions instead. As he is championing constant surveillance, he is surely the most virtuous of us all.
Touché @FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io
You can’t argue with that logic.
With one hand, because you better be typing some stuff at the same time!
Yeah it seems like some days it just doesn’t have Apple Watch data, which I cannot figure out. Those views in the image are two different days by the way. I collaged two images together.