His bosom is larger than I recall.

Change those earbuds at some point.

What sucks: for the last 4 fucking years, we’ve had a constant stream of bullshit about “cheating and fraud” from Fuckface 45 and his cronies. It’s now normalized to call into question election integrity, so even if they actually fucked with the election, it’s highly unlikely anyone could figure out anything.

Thanks, exhaustion.

And hey, there’s that Oregonian bird flu, too! 3 infectious diseases on the horizon!

Too bad the bloodshed never includes the politicians who helped make it harder to change. Maybe that’s what needs to happen instead.

Both

Lol, no

This is the only answer.

Uh. Please don’t give them ideas…

I’m down with them being acquired by the government. It can only get worse after January.

You might not like the idea of TikTok, but if you search FAFO on there, it’s just so much juicy tea.

That’s really the only hope at this point.

Funny how it’s always the title of “looter” when it’s the oppressed demographic.

Need me one of those.

I really need to approach vacations like this from now on. Budgeting accordingly. But like, I tend to make myself do too much work, instead of just being.

You start with 20 life.

Each of these spells must be played on your turn.

Mox Ruby is free to play with a 0 casting cost. Tap that (turn it sideways) to add 1 mountain (red mana: 🌄) to your mana pool. You don’t remove it from the board.

You have 1 mana in your mana pool: 🌄

Black Lotus is free to play with a 0 casting cost. You can turn it sideways, remove it from the board into your graveyard pile, and add 3 of any color to your mana pool. Choose green for forests: 🌲🌲🌲

You now have 4 total mana: 🌄 🌲 🌲 🌲

Channel costs 🌲🌲. Cast that, remove 🌲 🌲 from the mana pool, and pay 19 of your 20 starting life, so that you gain 19 colorless mana (can be used for most spells). Place Channel into the graveyard pile.

Your mana pool will now have a total of 21 mana: 🌄 🌲 + 19 colorless

Fireball costs 🌄 + any amount of mana you decide, up to how much you have available. So you then use your remaining 🌲+ 19 to do 20 damage to your opponent.

You win with 1 life remaining.

“There is no terror in the bang, only in the anticipation of it.”

Alfred Hitchcock

How many movies and TV shows do you watch? You think those things appear out of nowhere?

Or other degree that’s also useful, including social work or the arts.

If Fuckface 45 and his cronies actually take office on Jan 20, then this country as we know it is gone. It’s over. It’s cooked.

They need to be jailed for their crimes before getting into office.