ADHD person here living with a normie girlfriend and apparently it’s not. She gets so upset when I add my own personal anecdotes to the conversation, but when I sit there in silence she accuses me of not listening.

Guys I don’t know what to do.

It ends when you actually manage to have a relationship and soon learn that women aren’t these magical perfect beings that’ll solve all of your problems. They’re just human beings with their own set of issues and bullshit to deal with.

“YouTube shuffle”? Last time I heard that term, it was from ChatGPT when I complained to it that I was tired of the algorithm showing me the same videos over and over again. But I can’t find a “shuffle” button anywhere on YouTube, nor do I get any relevant results after googling it. So I told GPT it was full of shit and it agreed with me.

Please tell me how to use this “YouTube Shuffle” feature.

Why does she need to gag on his cock?

Ah, so you’re one of those assholes.

Unless you’re shopping for over an hour, your perishables will be fine. You can leave them out for up to two hours before they start to go bad. Just ask your local health department.

Regardless, people like you are why I stay strapped, despite the fact that I support gun control. There are many unhinged psychopaths like you in the world for me to not carry.

Turn off your fucking engine when you park, or I’ll do it for you. End of story.

I fucking hate when people leave their cars running when they park them, just for the fucking A/C. Whenever I see this, I turn off the engine and leave then a nice note along the lines of, “hey buddy, you accidentally left your car running, so I took care of that for you :)”

Fucking bitches; if I can handle two minutes of heat while my car cools down, you can too. Quit wasting gas and money.

I still am, but nobody dresses emo anymore. :(

I was a daily reddit user since 2008. I don’t know anything else. The withdrawal symptoms were absolutely brutal until I figured out how Lemmy works.

Leaving reddit was harder than quitting nicotine. Let me grieve.

I also hate “happy cake day”, and “this”. Especially “this”. It’s a worthless comment that adds nothing more to the discussion than a simple upvote.

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Come on, redditors, join us already. This is sad.