Both. It depends on how interested I am in the headline and whether there is a paywall.

I once read an article that had ideas for 100 doors. They were clever. One would only open if you knocked on it. Unfortunately that’s the only one I remember, but maybe you could consider others.

Ewwww.

Well I do carry my wallet. It’s about all I’m allowed to handle.

Well in defense of women, I do depend on my wife for a lot of that stuff.

For the record, I reciprocate when we go on vacation. I usually carry a backpack with everything and it is often very heavy with bottles of water.

I have a “smart TV” and I plug it into my receiver and use it as a monitor. I use the term smart TV that way, because it is more than 10 years old when TVs were just starting to have these features. I should also point out that the receiver does all of the spying that the TV isn’t doing. Not sure what I’ll do when the TV dies.

I must say, your typing is flawless for a drunk person.

I’ve had this happen twice and the effect is so profound, I still think about both of them from time to time.

Lucky bastard.

I get a receipt for everything, that way if anyone asks if I have the receipt, the answer is always yes, not gee was this one of the things I thought was too inconsequential to keep the receipt for.

Also, if I’m ever audited by the IRS I’m going to inundate them with so many receipts, they’ll owe ME money when it’s over.

Punches man in stomach. Donut comes out.

Anyone surprised by something Trump does is either an idiot or been living under a rock.

I have no idea what normal people do, but I avoid ads at all costs. Sometimes I pay premium, sometimes I just don’t watch.

Or you could teach him. Better for both of you.

Can you turn off the memories feature?

Before my Facebook account was hacked and I never got a new one, it would show me memories of when my mom died.

I actually hope she does so she will learn there are consequences.

I usually ask what the hell it even matters to them and I usually get the Republican talking points. They’re not going to change their minds because you shame them. Haters gonna hate. It’s a shame but humans have a very long history of hating those that are not like them. Keep trying though, you never know…

Well voting with your dollars is about all you have to work with really.

Yeah, that’s probably true of most of them. I haven’t really looked at mine.