And he’s also going to tell Trump to fly a kite. They can go together and make a day of it. They’ll laugh and bond and throw rocks at minorities. It’ll be a grand occasion!

It’s a real leopards ate my face situation

You know, except there’s no motivation for retailers to lower prices no matter how cheap the the products become nor how low their taxes are.

Removing the carbon tax won’t appreciably lower the price of anything for any amount of time. It won’t make life easier for average Canadians because the average Canadian gets that money back. We’ll have the same prices, the same unachievable cost of living, but with fewer social supports.

The free market has never once chosen morality over profit. Year after year we’ve proven we can suffer through it, so there is no motivation to change.

Okay, sure, so that defines that there was overall voter apathy. So Harris lost 85% of the voters who didn’t bother showing up. That’s even more damning.

Second hand fascism

The Liberals are admittedly a stale 3 day old cheap deli sandwich. People want something warm, fresh, and organic. Conservatives check all of those boxes.

Too bad it’s horseshit.

It’s close to that. Another metric is 15 million fewer people voted Kamala than Biden last election. Trumps numbers stayed the same.

15 million people just fucking gave up.

“We won it last time! Why change now? Besides, proportion representation only leads to more parties and that’d mean we’d have to… cooperate.”

Sounds like that’ll buy you one logistic

We re-re-re-re-re-re-re-released Skyrim once again over the last 10 years, it just doesnt have the same traction. It’s just that these audiences are only interested in a game for 6 months max.

Let’s just file that plan under "anything but reducing consumption "

That’s not it at all. Literally, my children told me, “I don’t want to go up, I just want to go to the houses with bowls”. But it’s not a lazy thing, it’s a social anxiety thing. We don’t chat with strangers, we don’t make small talk with people we don’t know, we don’t ask people things we can find out without asking people things. We’re socially awkward parents and we have socially awkward children.

Millennials, the ones who would much rather text than call on the phone their dearest friends and closest relatives, are 35-40 years old. They’re the ones with halloweening children and those kids are just ask averse to face to face interactions with neighborhood residents as we are.

Seems excessive. Loads of people have spent many many years in as little as 18 Sq. Ft. Why can’t people just be happy with that?

/s

Isn’t collective punishment against the Geneva Convention?

I forgot all about instruments! Saxophone too

How about the -phones? Like Persephone, Telephone, and Megaphone?

TIL

Or that we should agree on “throur”

Yeah, where do I get in on this grant money?

I’ve got a few ideas for studies the world just needs to know about:

“Readiness of handy calculator more prevalent then thought 50 years ago.”

“Silver jumpsuits not as common in 21st century as 20th century media suggests.”