Therapy hookers, no deductible

Yay! I’m part of the problem!

Penis owner here. Occasionally I’ll use 1-2, or part of a paper towel (or whatever else I can find first).

In 30+ years of peeing, I still can’t figure out why it sometimes stays under my foreskin, then makes a wet spot on my pants two minutes later. Guess I’m just bad at peeing.

Those ones aren’t ripe yet. Don’t eat those ones.