This has a Dr. Seuss feel to it.

If you can’t stand

Feel free to stand

Behind the troops

In front of my Ram

If you can’t sit

Feel free to sit

Behind the Sneetch

In front of the cliffs

If you can’t walk

Feel free to walk

Behind the Zax

In front of the stalks

Macaroni and fuck it

Yes officer, this comment right here.

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Richard B. Riddick. The “B” is for Butt.

We asked her if she was excited to go to the pool tomorrow.

“Yeah! I can’t swallow gum.”

She’s never had a piece of gum in her life.

Getting strong Lionel Hutz vibes from the comma placement…“No, sex!”

Good. Regulators should be able to order large-scale actions like this, especially when personal safety is at risk. I’d rather not be driving around with a possible claymore mine a foot from my face.

Also, I just like saying “Thanks, Obama”

The CFPB was authorized by the Dodd-Frank Act in 2010. In addition to helping get Dodd-Frank through Congress, Obama appointed Elizabeth Warren as a special advisor to the Treasury in order to oversee the CFPB and help get it off the ground.

Thanks, Obama:

https://www.consumerfinance.gov/consumer-tools/credit-reports-and-scores/consumer-reporting-companies/

Don’t forget that her anniversary is coming up soon:

Diddy Kong Racing, even though Pipsy and Tiptup were inherently OP.

I prefer the simple dy/my/dy/my format (with the year reversed for added ease of use). For example, today would be 14/02/70/72.

NIST and ISO have stopped responding to my emails, but I’m optimistic that the Türk Standardları Enstitüsü will eventually adopt it as their preferred standard.

Boy, I can’t wait to watch so many aspects of our society be actively eroded in such a short period of time 🍿