Firstly, check your attitude, dick. Secondly, I’m a cyclist.
Remember when banks were allowed to weaken regulation and move towards self-assessing risk and capital adequacy levels?
A broken clock, twice a day…
Every accusation is an admission.
My political views are whatever this is.
Well, this is poverty. Vote GOP and they’ll help you achieve it!
< We reach/tether >
< through Control Points >
< into the Bureau/House >
As far as I can tell? No, but I just did a search of the onimbus for some keywords. The mental image feels very Adamsish though, doesn’t it? I may have unconsciously plagiarized it from somewhere. Props to you if you can find the source. Maybe it’s a Pratchettian quote? Or Giamanic?
When given a robot voice, all it learned how to do was scream endlessly.
Don’t catch you slippin’ now
Oh my god. I can’t get the song out of my head now! Sweet Jesus what have you done to me?!
Seagulls seagulls everywhere.
Leaving presents in my hair.
It gives my scalp a glossy feel.
Who needs shampoo when you can have…
REAL?
🫰🫰🫰🫰🫰
Weyland-Yutani dropping a bioweapon on an unknown extra-solar colony, c. 2496 AD
25% off and all I need to do is give up access to my phone and all the info it gathers on me to be monetized and used to manipulate me into spending more?!
Did they find it in your mom?
Day-soup! Ah-ah-ah!