“Listen, I am an ancient eldritch god, not Santa Claus…”

This is some Dark-level time paradox stuff.

I live fairly up north and can confirm that fresh tomatoes do taste like water, even in summer.

Isn’t that the same thing?

Can’t be much worse than long-term side effects of obesity, though.

As I read it it’s basically a threat: “give us intel on the military or we will carpet bomb indiscriminately”.

Possibly with walnuts and blue cheese.

Here is a blocklist for SEO spam stuff

https://github.com/NotaInutilis/Super-SEO-Spam-Suppressor

I feel personally attacked by this comment (leave my jar of milk alone 😂).

August 21st, 2024. Historians will record this date as the start of the great Milk and Cereals civil war.

I guess it’s an italian grandma thing. Mine used to prepare a cauldron of molten lava even in the middle of summer.

Regarding hot or cold milk, it’s up to individual preferences. Regarding the order, there is only milk first (unless you like eating a soggy mess of cereal).

The dude on the left almost got the right spell:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrcbCW4y9Dw

Are you telling me that that one episode of Xena the warrior princess is based on a real historical fact? I am speechless.

It could as well be dead, what about trying to save money this time?