Hah, I came in here to post about this too. Here’s what mine does:

How are you this dumb?

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Vann here’s what it shows on sync for lemmy:

I can only agree.

And just out of the frame of the photo is her vast collection of horse dildos and my little pony plushies.

She always looks like a SNL character, like she has a cheap wig and is consciously trying to look like a parody of someone else.

Do dooo, dododo!

Huh, it’s the other way around for me. Anyone feel the same? And my general view of how I look is much worse than what everyone else seems to see. If I go fully by my own view I’d say I look about average, I’m comfortable with how I look but I wouldn’t say it’s anything of note, but apparently people see something else. I get compliments from random people all the time, everything from my physical features to my style, and I never understood why. I have agoraphobia and general social anxiety so I’d love to be able to go outside and get groceries or whatever and just be left alone like most other people but about a third of the time when I leave my apartment some random person(s) give me compliments. I won’t deny that I appreciate it in some ways, more or less depending on the situation and how I feel but it often triggers my anxiety and most of the time I’d like it not to happen.

I’m a 35yo dude BTW, not some good looking young woman (which people have guessed other times when I’ve mentioned it).

How did you manage to get such a low score without consciously trying to make it bad…? It’s like if you got to race a car and took one hour longer than everyone else and then bragged about it like it’s good.

Do you not read what you write?

All you’ve managed to do is show everyone with more certainty that you’re dumb as fuck. The first one was bad, full of errors you’d expect a child to not make, and this one isn’t any better.

I would not be surprised at all if you were a 12-year-old with learning disabilities.

You forgot paedophilia, human trafficking and climate destruction.

Or “How it looks”

It’s just disturbing how most people are dumb enough to never understand this, it’s such a common mistake.

I want your opinion in my opinion

It really hurt to read your comment, how did you write that and fail to see how much you fucked it up?

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not only can, but NEEDS to swim vast distances.

Amerinana*

HSBC - High school before Christ

I would not be surprised if someone took some, dried and then smoked them. Free drugs!