The song they chant to transfer their soul into the object is actually pretty dope! I am a dwarf and I’m digging a hole, diggy, diggy hole. I’ll give it a shot when I’m dying, but I’ll make sure there aren’t any MLP toys around.

edit: turns out the song is actually based on a Minecraft clip! I guess this comic references the original clip, not the song, but it’s a good song nonetheless.

That’s a good point, maybe the king’s chamber was completely off limits. Maybe it’s because of the constant drive to monetise everything on YouTube, but when the “3 part harmony” part started, my first thought was, “And now he’s gonna try to sell me music classes.” I’m very happy that I was wrong :3

This is adorable, and I love the plot twist at the end <3 I wonder what the castle’s staff thought about their “king” breaking things and causing chaos in his chamber before they found out he was three kobolds in a trenchcoat.

Does anybody want to manage some big di- data security with me? 🥺 👉👈

That’s a very nice way to think about it. Thank you, I needed that today <3

HELL YEAH, MFER, I AM SO HARD RIGHT NOW AROOOO

This sounds awesome. I want to SCREAM with you <3

catches Now we’re technically holding hands :3

What a spooky, little cutie! First you get all the candies, and then you eat all the candies :3

Aww, they look so happy with their jack-o-melon, and unexpected creepers are very scary, too <3

Why are you laughing… and what are you doing with those cable ties? OmO

Do it. Give in to the pathowogen ÒwÓ

I love the little ghosts (they even have beans)! Very cute, and very spoopy :3

But how am I supposed to know which iPhone to buy without billboards, pre-roll ads, and 3,621 partners who have a legitimate interest in logging everything I do 😱

This looks like concept art for an animated movie or a video game. Very nice :3

Nyancat times were simpler times. Sometimes, I miss them, even though I wouldn’t want to go back.

Please do. Preferably at night. Does 3 am sound good? I’ll be waiting for you <3

I need to get off this ride. What’s the safeword for life? :c

But it’s all worth it to see my hardware idle at single-digit temperatures

I tried to come up with a good reply, but I can’t decide which one is better, so pick the one you like the most:

I wish I didn’t 😔

Are your pronouns “it/its” because I’d love to get you (to go out with me) :3