I’ve never been sure how to pronounce pinnace in English, let alone Canadian… now I can guess!

“First they came for the immigrants, but I did not speak up because I was not an immigrant…”

Rather than the outrageous number of fascists and the disturbingly high number of people who’d rather not vote (or vote third party) instead of voting against the fascist in a meaningful way?

Like, I get there might have been issues with the Democratic campaign, but for fuck’s sake, the alternative was what you got. Well done. Hope the view was worth it from atop that high horse.

“I didn’t think the leopards world eat my face”, cried person who voted for the Leopards Eating Faces Party

If you vote for a fascist, you’re a fascist.

Oh, sorry, don’t misunderstand - obviously a crushing defeat in the popular vote is the best outcome.

I’m just saying they have a plan for a narrow loss and a plan for getting the shit kicked out of them.

You’re missing MAGA logic though. If Harris wins in a landslide, that’s further proof that the results were tampered with, because clearly not that many people actually voted for her…

It’s more Y’all Quaeda

There’s enough automation that the ship probably flies itself from A to B for the most part; you only need a pilot/navigator to start, end, and change course.

The rest of them are there for insurance purposes.

Chekov, unless he’s the one taking the picture…

I’ve always liked the idea that Kevin from Home Alone grew up to be the Jigsaw killer…

My boss told me verbally “don’t call your colleague a fascist by email or anything else that leaves a record”, so that was nice of him.

The funniest thing about watching Snowpiercer in 2023 with people who’d never seen it before was after the big reveal about what the protein bars are made of, and how horrified the characters were, all my friends were like “oh, is that it? That makes sense actually. We thought it was going to be the missing children or something terrible”

3P0: it uses a very peculiar dialect

Falcon: please… let me die…

A risk we all take when going undercover as a nazi…

I mean, cool, but which phone should OP be looking at right now?

Why that far? Just make it 30 years later.

Hell, make it a stealth sequel. A sci-fi film that people think is riffing on Alien until the subtle hints make you realise there’s no Company and no Xenomorphs, but instead their experimental tech goes haywire and Sam Fucking Neill comes through a portal, no eyes and bleeding everywhere.

Sure, you’d need an actually decent script and so on, but Hollywood pays those guys, I’m not doing all the work here.

Rogue One is second only to Empire and I will die on that hill.

Sounds like that would work for same sex marriage, personal pronoun use and transitioning between genders too.

We could call it the “mind your own fucking business” bill or something equally catchy…

Did he get the idea from Ford Prefect?