“Linux is for one type of user, and one type of user only: Supreme nerds who skate the autism spectrum like it’s a fucking halfpipe.”

Love it!

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Surprise booty biter.

Well I updated… Where is it Google? Just give it to me damnit, let’s goooooo.

Lineage OS has had this feature for some time now.

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Don’t forget Penile, KY

Yes, and he was going to be euthanized by the zoo because of his medical issues. He was rescued by a Russian couple who runs the youtube channel “i_am_puma”, starring Messi.

🎶 Kids With Guns🎶

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sniff sniff Bacon! Bacon! I smell Bacon! BACON BACON BACONN!!! ITS BACOOOOOONNNNNN!!!

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I know you are looking for new but I know in my ThinkPad T480 the wireless card can be easily removed. It’s not that old, 2018. Still runs modern Linux wonderfully…and is well supported. It would be more than enough to do what you wanted. EBay is a good place to find them.

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Looks pretty toast to me but I guess you could try opening it up if you haven’t already and making sure the cable is plugged in all the way on both ends and not damaged. If fiddling with that has any effect at all then try replacing the cable.

Someone I know had a laptop that would pull it’s cable out from the motherboard over time just by opening/closing the lid! (HP iirc)

2 or 3, depends on whether the spider wants to wear high waist or low waist pants.

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Definitely the counter terrorist spawn point.

Good ol Maddox! I probably discovered his site in the very early 2000s when I was really beginning to surf the net. I know I read every piece, his main site hasn’t changed a bit.

https://maddox.xmission.com/