A good suplex may at least get readers’ attention.

If you ask people what they want they’ll tell you ten things they’ve already seen.

Hulk Hogan said she was a chameleon.

So that’s a pretty cool super power for dealing with foreign powers.

I’d buy that if he weren’t already also in a position to help solve systemic issues.

I’ll get to work on my coffin!

You’re telling me not to rip a wicked funny fart and sock her hard in the shoulder when she’s too much of a panty waist to laugh? Pfsh.

Some guys have no idea how to talk to chicks.