Holy Shit! I’ve never seen another I Fight Dragons fan outside of a concert before. You’re awesome!

Y’all are getting pizza parties?

I’ve been meeting up with a woman who is into CNC. She hasn’t seen my face, but I’ve filled her in her backyard and in a hotel room after tying her up on the floor and leaving a magic wand in her for an hour.

(Yes, we’ve shared recent STI results)

I don’t think it’s more racist, but I definitely don’t like the idea that it was called marijuana to create a negative connotation with Latin Americans, but now that public opinion is coming around on it, people no longer want to associate it with the Latin American name.

At least used car salespeople will actually sell you the car. Apparently recruiters will just lie about ever even having one.