I think the joke is that the “musician” doesn’t recognize sheet music, hence the incredulous look from the conductor

Those are balls

Considering his mental decline in the last four years, in 2028 2024, he will only be able to get on a stage and shit himself. And people will still vote for him.

FTFY

I recently rewatched the video of the UN assembly laughing to his face. Insanity that he’s still respected as any kind of statesman

The big yellow one is the sun!

Dad?

Sad that we have already had to endure him for a longer period of time than separates us now from 2032

What about his diaper?

Good thing Arlington is in Virginia then… Oh wait, fucking youngkin

This is a brilliant joke that works on multiple levels

I mean, why not? The current tactic of making the catastrophic severity of climate change abundantly clear doesn’t seem to be working on the ignorant American public, or even their homes sliding into the sea or being consumed by wildfires. Whatever works

Four Seasons Total Landscaping and Minimum Security Prison ™

I got that on my computer in 1997 and kept getting pop ups for gay dating websites

I really liked that game and got to 100%, but damn the frame drops. Did the devs ever fix that? It was excruciating anytime you took the hover bike anywhere

And the critically acclaimed sequel, More Cushion for the Pushin’

44 and nevermore…

5 weeks until sentencing. In theory

I give it 3 weeks

That’s the thing, when you’re famous, they let you sit on them

Interviewer: Please, take a seat

JD: Ummm, here? Really?