Don’t mean to be a dick but Crash Bandicoot was created and developed by Naughty Dog, a US company. It was published by Sony for the first several years, though.

Says at the bottom, 175k to the first victim to open a case, 10k to the second case and… 475k to the lawyers.

Something something jolly rancher

About 20 years ago, when I was in middle school, some high schoolers stole a game (Halo for xbox) from me while I was walking home. I had borrowed it from someone at school.

This goes beyond cable management into cable BDSM