Endlich. Eintralien.

A

Nee, Ammoniten sind Schwimmart Fossilien

Receipts from the past ten years which he kept “just in case he needed to return something”

I tend not to when cooking for myself )unless it’s been in the fridge for a while and the skin is a bit unappealing, no pun intended), but some people prefer carrots peeled for aesthetic reasons.

https://youtu.be/0arvnAlV_C4

Ich bin kein Einbrechy, ich putze hier nur

Yeah, I love it. Or maybe I’m just a dumbass bastard.

N

I thought it was a meme

Hmm. Only one of the two shooting stories I read in the news today was about Americans. Something’s wrong.

S

Text > call >>>>>>>>>>>>>> voice message

Y

Almost reads like they were just using words suggested by their phone keyboard

Incompotep

c/notliketheothercompanies

It’s when you’re sitting down and swinging your legs backwards and forwards

I can’t read but the picture looks nice

Brilliant work!