Trucks are for every tradesperson that does the things you lack the time, training or tools to do when something breaks at your residence. Trucks help you move.
Trucks are for every tradesperson that does the things you lack the time, training or tools to do when something breaks at your residence. Trucks help you move.
You have no power over me.
People that don’t want their location triangulated from cell phone towers.
Yeah the instructions definitely weren’t clear.
It’s a niche Dune reference.
One got transferred to a hospital last winter and eventually got into some kind of housing situation.
One tends to hang out at the Walmart.
Others are frequently in and out of one of the two hotels in town. We had three but they tore one down.
Do you have access to any weakly gravitationally bound objects that can be redirected at Earth? Anything 9km or above in circumference should work.
Each person that has ever dated me has understood that I will never react appropriately in a social situation. Not because I act out of spite but because I have zero clue as to what I’m doing.
I used to be a pretty famous ASCII artist. Actually made money from it. I made enough money to cover all of my art school education and every art supply I’d ever bought. Which means I’m a successful artist.
My ex had my old phone number. I got a message from her to check her voicemail. And then I got a message that she hated me. The voicemail was offering me a job as an ASCII artist. She hated me because I always seem to make money off of the absolute dumbest hobbies. I respected her for saying that.
I was on digging trenches in the yard for sprinklers when my then girlfriend came out onto the porch. She was kind of staring off into space. “What’s up?” " I just got a phone call. My mom died." “Congratulations.” “Thank you.”
She was a new girlfriend and I did not know anything about the history between her and her mom. But apparently my response was exactly the right one. Mom had slipped and died in her bathroom.
If he has nothing to hide, he has nothing to fear.
I should have qualified that those statements are in universe. In our world we all celebrate Jimmy.
Gately retired in 98. His nephew Peter Gallagher, not the actor, aka NAPG, was given control of Heathcliff. Gallagher has gone full, anti-joke, absurdist, dada. Jimmy and Garbage Ape is a Gallagher creation.
Garbage Ape is celebrated for his banging of garbage cans. Jimmy is not celebrated by anyone except Heathcliff. They are two sides of a coin. This is basically two great characters showing up in the same panel as an all star cast.
This is definitely classic example of how even when Heathcliff is the cause of action he is still irrelevant to a joke.
My place isn’t paid off but it is cheap enough that I can say what would change and, importantly, what wouldn’t.
My monthly payment is just under $700 a month. About $400 of that is the actual mortgage. The rest is basically property taxes and insurance. I’d save $400 a month but would still have to pay $300. Assuming I didn’t decide to just earn $400 less a month then that $400 would have to go back into the property. I need a new roof. I need a new HVAC (AC died three years ago). A new roof and AC would cost almost a quarter of my original mortgage. So in the end not much would change financially.
An important thing to remember about home ownership is that on average you are going to spend about 1% to 3% or a dollar a square foot on home maintenance each year. I had to replace my septic system months after buying the place, 7.6% of the home price. I had to replace my water heater a few years ago. Fortunately it’s located outside the building so no water damage and I was able to do that replacement myself so instead of spending $1800 for someone else to do it I did it for $450.
Once I have even a little spare money I need to do some roof repairs, not pay someone else to do it.
And that doesn’t invalidate my statement.