Ya, the biggest disappointment of Disney history. The Beast turning into some duffus guy was possibly one of the most traumatic memories of my childhood.

He’s totally hiding his tiny hands under the table. What’s he hiding under there? Very rude to not keep your hands visible while eating.

What species of bat has legs, arms, and wings? That’s a four armed bat.🦇👀

What, are you gonna fight my nine year old daughter? You’re probably gonna get hurt.

It was likely the work of only one organization. Pills were almost exclusively coming in from tridragons in my area. It was an open secret in the raves I attended back in the early 2000s.

The bar is so low and yet they almost all fail. It’s down right scary. Just be polite and talk like a human being. Oh, and guys, don’t send the d pic unless asked. It really doesn’t do what you think it does.

But it’s not masturbation when done to someone else🤔

I don’t see this in my emoji list… is this an iPhone thing?

Edit: nm, I found it. It’s the moon… 🌚

I’ve always been curious, do Hobbits have crazy high metabolism or extremely poor digestive systems? All those calories must be going somewhere, right?

When i search for a trailer the only thing that comes up is a 1989 movie called Loverboy. Which does kinda fit the theme haha.

Great song to start my day. I have DnD on a few hours and I’m going to pay this song when we resume. We stopped right at a big battle we didn’t have time for so I’m going to go ham right out the gate.

I need a movie made of this now hahaha. In the style of Bill and Ted or Dude where’s my car.

Woomp woomp.

Wait I don’t get this one. What’s the 14 words? I’m an elder millennial and sometimes I miss the new slang.

Edit thanks for the quick answers.

UwU I’m an ecow-tewwowist now :3

Omg… I read “not” instead of “out” the first time and was so confused.

Savage.

What are you talking about? That was only like ten years ago…

I really hope that’s true. As it stands I may have to flee the country if i don’t want to be dragged into the street and executed simply for existing.