Fist of Jesus

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“Turn this cheek motherlover!”

I quite like the pitch, Batman vs the 1%, but can’t get over the fact that the insignia on his chest is actually the head of an axe. It feels like it is trying too hard.

Yeah, I may have been understating how batshit this could get.

“They killed him but that won’t stop, The Revenge of the Christ! And this time, he’s cross! Very, very cross!!”

“When in Rome… kill Romans!”

“Is that a Roman nose? Because it’s roamin’ all over your face!” #splat

“You nailed me to a cross, now I’m going to crucify you!”

“They called me a holy man, now you are a holey man!” #stab #stab #stab

Yes to both.

In felt like it had been written by AI. I’d be saddened to hear that a human made any major contribution to that.

Pretty much. With Borderlands they appear to have realised it was a hot mess and they cut the marketing budget hard to try and manage their losses.

Jesus 2: The Return of the Messiah.

Gibson even gave a glimpse at plot details in 2022, when he suggested that his script for the movie was less grounded than the first film, which got a lot of its appeal from being a straightforward—if brutally violent—depiction of the story of Christ. “That’s kind of getting a little sci-fi out there,” Gibson noted of his scripts, saying the film will partially take place in “the past and in other realms.”

That sounds like there is a lot of potential for this to go wildly off the rails.

I’m thinking that same idea can be turned into a Goonies movie where the cast is just a bunch of middle-aged people who are super fans of Goonies to the point where they basically are parodies of the characters in the original, looking for a rumored unfinished copy of a sequel that never happened.

My Name is Chunk.

Put Bruce Campbell in it and bam! Instant classic.

I feel this is just good general advice.

You should post your experience on the squaredcircle community after you go

I definitely will. Should be a blast.

We haven’t had a chance to see it live yet, but someday we will.

I’m old and have been watching wrestling since I was little but this is my first live show, not sure why it has taken so long (although a local promotion opening up in the last year helped).

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That’s dedication to the squared circle, I’m off to a suitably horror-themed show on the 30th October.

Solid 8/10 from me.

I honestly didn’t notice. 🤷‍♂️