How naive and ignorant of geopolitics for you to not to.

Let’s hope not, because if not then it’s everybody shooty shooty time, and I mean just about everyone.

Good bot, fuck the negativity.

Don’t put that evil on Hailey Welch, she doesn’t seem like the “goes to psychics for policy decisions for my dementia addled husband’s presidency” type, Hawk Tua hurl would have sucked him out of the presidency and into the old folks home instead.

Slurped him into a theocracy

If he shows up to the DNC he should be booed off the damn stage.

Corrupt class traitor shows his true colors, every teamster should be voting this clown out.

Also this is on top of him challenging a Republican to a fist fight this year during a committee session where he and the Republican idiot had to be gaveled down by Bernie.

Absolute 🤡

Ahem, we Marines call it “adapting and overcoming”

How about that Russian company that is Mike’s top campaign contributors?

https://www.newsweek.com/house-speaker-mike-johnson-donations-russia-butina-1838501

Me be drunk: “Yo, if you want beef yo bring the ruckus, cause Wu-Tang Clan ain’t nothin’ ta fuck wit’” Proceeds to fall on face.

Musk himself would be just fine, just like Frankenstein.

Irate younger men would approach semi-regularly, especially after evening prayers, eyes burning, and tell us that George Bush is a dog. Yemen was severely punished by George Sr. for holding the position that Arab nations should not intervene in the business between Iraq and Kuwait during the first Gulf War and even more severely punished by Kuwait and her neighbors as thousands of working Yemenis were expelled without warning.

After spending a few years growing up in a major surf community any of us would have replied “ya bro totes agree, fuck all of the George Bushes”.

Most people in the surf and skate scene are definitely not into Right wing shitheads, yet somehow after Trump most of what used to be that surf community is MAGA AF, it’s sad and super shitty, but most of the surfers seem to have disappeared after Kelly Slater grew up and left the area to become the most well known surfer in the world, but the years catching waves with him and the others will always be cherished memories.

We should spread new elon death rumors and make what happened more and more embarrassing with each telling.

Edit: I love all of these already, lol

You gotta avoid the 'Noid.

Should have just yelled “NOBODY OUT PIZZAS THE HUTT, NOBODY!!”

Recently had an argument with my conservative father, he’s always been big into Trek and Wars, and I had just started really watching Trek again, never watched a lot of the shows all the way through. So this father of mine started going on about how woke Trek was now, and I just lost it on him, I just get so tired of the “anti-woke” nonsense and he just finds some way to insert it into every conversation. So I was like “oh no, not woke Star Trek, the series about a socialist utopia, the series that holds the title of “the American show with the first interracial kiss”, the show where Kirk throws his dick at every species with a quim, the show that had a Ruskie character in the middle of the f’n Red Scare.” Star Trek was always woke, and my father was always too dumb, racially biased, and narcissistic to pick up on the lessons that they were trying to teach us when he watched it as a child in the 60’s.

I have not even tried to bring up Star Wars since the Disney acquisition, I’m sure my father has an insufferable take on that series now as well.

Nah instead Stalin just killed 6 million+ Russians, in Soviet Russia you don’t need gulag when you have bullet.

“such demonic images”

Lady it’s a skeleton wearing a hoodie, are all skeletons demonic to you?

Fundies are fucking weird.

Ron DeSantis and his Nazi homies don’t want their feelings hurt for being white trash garbage people.

Shit just invite the goth hottie up to your bedroom and call it a night.