I want a keyboard that is just one main key with 100 or so modifier keys surrounding it.

You’ve got an ‘S’ key, so that’s enough.

They need to hire a Jones impersonator to host.

Greenhouse gasses have never been more delicious.

“Bro you don’t need to tell us about every tower you climbed.”

Yeah, they’re just making it clearer now.

Average panto bathroom.

I guess this is just a 100% confirmation for software that has required manual intervention from their team, and isn’t just a re-host of the ‘warts and all’ original.

I think they’ve earned the brag though.

Bro I just need to see your cock and balls I’m not a creep it’s for your safety just get your balls out pleeeeeeeeease I’m not a creep promise bro

Pube measurements.

More a point that there wouldn’t be too much a driver could do anyway, assuming the kid just wandered out. The original context is that the YouTuber was going something like 95 on a 35 road. I agree we don’t really need monster roads everywhere.

Edit: Lol the road even straight up had ‘watch for children’ signs. Fucking idiot.

TBF that child appears to be jaywalking on a freeway.

I have that painting up in my hallway. It’s the first thing you see when you enter through the front door.

Lesbian plugs:

“Only Apple users can make reservations here.”

Also, I’m not sure what a video call would achieve. Surely that’s less efficient for them?

I think we have the same mod installed.

All of my nipple hairs are like 3-4 inches long.

TBH a grand in Sterling ain’t what it used to be.

Moe.

Jokes on you, I already work in an Amazon warehouse.