This some breatharian level logic.

What happened “no taxation without representation” that the colonists fought for in the war of independence? Apparently it only applies to white people.

No response means the magic gibberish has worked, and rejection means that they move on to the next step of paper terrorism. When they wind up in court they further dig in. It’s peak “us vs them” mindset.

Looks like my neighbour’s cat, Crowley. If he’s not off skulking in the bushes, he’s yeowling loudly off his deck because he hates being limited to the house.

Other names include Cobra Chicken, Royal Canadian Air Force, or Shitbirds.

That is the exact park of my goose encounters, lol. It’s oddly comforting to know I was not their only victim.

I wish you the best of luck in convincing them to leave. If you’re successful, you must share your secrets.

Oh, I agree. I have far too many memories of being chased around parks as a child in Regina by them. I’m not saying they are wonderful creatures, rather that their legal protections limit what we can actually do about them.

Canada Geese are protected by the migratory birds act between Canada, US and Mexico. The only thing communities can legally do is take the eggs so they don’t hatch.

It’s like someone watched Iron Skies 1 and 2 and mistook them for documentaries. I keep waiting for them to praise Hitler riding a T-Rex.

Yes, go to the bank and ask a teller for access to your trust fund. Now all we need to do is wait for the inevitable follow-up post on how banks are denying their rights and other unhinged insanity.

Don’t give them ideas.

Hope no one needs to use the stairs- this looks like an ankle attack zone.

I remember when ‘thinspiration’ websites were common in late 90’s/early 2000’s. It was a toxic cesspool of pro-ana pictures and forums.

I’m sure a nice pot of cat grass or cat nip will entice her into her new garden space.

Such a sweet kitty- she’s lucky to have an awesome cat parent like you.

To sits or not to sits. What a conundrum.

Polio has not been eradicated world wide. Afghanistan has the highest rates of polio in the world.

Is he orange by chance?

Isn’t that what Chick-fil-A does, push religion while selling fried chicken? For that reason I will never give them my money.