I don’t want anyone to learn about my foot fetish, which is why I just stare at my phone’s home screen or at a nearby window.

I think I’m starting to realize why I don’t have a real social life.

Fake: Anon has a wife

Gay: Anon orders a buttplug

That’s a fan theory that was disproven multiple times (even though it would make the series more interesting)

“Mickey would want fair pay,”

Are we sure about that?

One of his best friends is related to a billionaire.

Memes are generally divorced from their original source. This format is only used to show the creator has a controversial idea.

I’m pretty sure cannibalism is already legal in the United States. The problem is you can’t legally acquire human meat.

I just removed it via UBO