My first pineapple fruited about 18 months ago, and then grew 5 pups? Storks? I was expecting 2-3 from what I read so I was pretty excited.

I also planted 3 more between 9-12 months, so was hoping something would grow this summer (Australia) but might have to wait for next year. I haven’t seen any signs of fruiting yet.

The batons also fire bullets. In fact, the pepper spray and taser fire bullets too.

Well, it would serve their interests just fine.

The funnest prison on Earth!

Pretty sure he’d burn up if he crossed the threshold inside a church.

All she wanted was a simple lynching of some “undesirables” by other people and no repercussions for herself.

Is that too much to ask?

/s

Well it’s not fair that she should have to suffer consequences for her own actions.

/s

Trust a wank clown to call someone a dirt hat.

That’s right kids. To avoid this situation be sure to use tabs for indentation.

No, you see the trick is to play Jump by Van Halen exactly once at the right time followed immediately by Killing in the name of by Rage Against the Machine.

This combo is super effective… As long as the stay listen until the end.

This is such a weird thing to think about being Australian, where you can go to almost any local school to vote.

But you can still have you vote outside of the area you live in from basically any other polling place in the country (if it is a federal election). And the same can be said for state and local, go to the closest open polling to you, let them know you’re out of district and they point you to the correct line, done.

Oh, and the toilet rolls have been replaced with duct tape rolls.

It’s totally true though! At one of his recorded speeches he said that exact thing! And wouldn’t you know it, when he got back home and turned the TV on, he watched some Cheeto looking old man say the same thing he’d said just a little earlier!

Coincidence? I think not!!

/s

If there are sub-minimum wages, wouldn’t they be the minimum wage?

He gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint, he’s gaining on you!

And that’s where baby magnets come from.

Niice.

I just looked and I’ve got 593kms until I clock over to 80085.

I will try not to miss it, but there is a solid chance I’ll look at 80086.

I for one welcome our new wholesome bot overlords!

Huh, I never knew the word for it. Thank you.

My wife has said many times, to me and others, that she thinks I have a form of face blindness. I don’t think I do.

It came up because every time someone said something like “doesn’t X look like Y when they were little?”, and I’d respond that I don’t see it. So many people say my kids are a splitting image of me… Nope, I don’t see that.

I recognise people I know in photos, new or old photos, usually without issue.

I do however often think an actor is someone they aren’t. “Hey, is that the person from this other movie”, my wife: “what?! No! They don’t even look alike”. And sometimes I’ll ask her if a random person looks like this or that person, usually with the same response, sometimes a strange look and “are you feeling ok?”.

Anyway, these guys should team up on a project. /s