I used to pre-mix peanut butter and a sick of butter in my kitchen aid and leave it in the fridge for this exact reason.

Sometimes I’d also add Sriracha

“Now say, fuzzy pickles!”

Watch as angry ticks fly out of my nipples!

The Pledge of Ethics?

It’s like “New Chicken Salad! Now with juicy blisters!”

Best case scenario it doesn’t make it worse, but it defo doesn’t make it any better.

In my opinion… On the internet…

I concur with this, and also submit apples/grapes in chicken salad should be considered culinary abuse.

I’d like to experiment with other non-capitalist based systems in various points of infra-structure of my country.

I don’t think this “only make money in all things, all the time” shit is a smart way to manage numerous complex systems.

I don’t have all the answers on how that shakes out, but I think the first move would be to only allow professionals experienced in respective fields to set up these experiments. Existing profitable systems and overseeing corporations be damned.

You wouldn’t happen to be related to Donny Benet, by chance?

I was upset at first, but he was right in the long run.

What the French say about love is true… “omlette du fromage”

He saved my first and third marriages…

Flaccid.

Samurai Gunn

How pointless and pedantic.

Anus… Right into the anus…

A song for you.

Wait…

“Rocket” or “League of”?

Aren’t they currently developing a show based on GQ?

I also have it on good authority that he does, in fact, ride a cock-horse…

He’s hackin’, wackin’ and smackin’!

The Plastic Ono Band… It is not good.