Orion, the Well Endowed

Have you never read a single thing of print media ever? Books, newspapers, and magazines have been hyphenating words to keep uniform blocks of text for over 5 centuries

It’s just gonna be rich failsons who are loving off their trust funds. It’s gonna be bad

She had a dominating 70% of the vote in her district

Meanwhile every Democrat who lost was running on a campaign of “Build The Wall, More police funding, Support Israel”

Unless that something is diverting all their funds into Texas.

Or ran in 2016 like Bernie asked her to do. But she sat it out because she wanted Clinton to run.

Now my main struggle is keeping my kittens away from the cooling rack. They have decided that the kitchen counter is their special playground this past month

Sounds absolutely awesome! I’m gonna have to forward this on to my parents for when i visit on Christmas

My school experience was pretty much bookended by Columbine and Sandy Hook. We fogured shootings were something that could be solved, rather than the inevitable fact of life they are now.

I’m from Missouri originally and my family all like it. I don’t listen to Texans as a general rule, but especially never about chili or barbecue. They are ao stuck in their ways and refuse to entertain any variation of what they are used to

Dude isn’t an actor. He was just an actual employee named Jake who did a commercial that got big.

I was watching a PBS documentary about the first humans in the Americas. All the scientists are super cool until you get to the American anthropologist who starts using phrenology to explain why Native American tribes shouldn’t be given repatriation rights, only for a Danish geneticist to say “yeah, this is absolutely a Native American and i am willing to testify to that in any court of law”

Pseudoscience is still all the rage if it can be used to push a political agenda.

It’s at these levels because cyrpto firms were the largest interest group funneling cash into the 2024 election. it remains nothing more than a bigger fool scam, but this time with the US government’s seal of approval.

No Cincinnati chili parlors hhave ever officially added chocolate, but it is common with homemade Cincinnati chili.

It’s got beans of you order a 5-way like a real man

Yes, we have one party here. But so does America. Except, with typical extravagance, they have two of them!

-Julius Nyerere, 1982

The US has always had two parties that only serve capital and it’s interests.

You can complain about that all you want, but the fact that Bitcoin is reaching new record highs tells me that your average person would rather be conned than be told the truth.

If your rolling coal, you are literally pumping unused diesel fuel out the car. You’re efficiency is absolute dog shit.

Cincinnati chili comes from Greek and immigrants fleeing the Balkan wars of the 1920’s. they got off the boat in New York and saw everyone eating Coney dogs and New York style spaghetti.They then get to Ohio and figure that’s what Americans like to eat, so they made a sauce using Mediterranean ingredients and flavors that they were familiar with. If they had called it anything other than chili, it would be widely regarded as Cincinnati’s greatest contribution to American cuisine.