He breaks through the enemy lines, gets coronated… And injected with Estrogen.

It’s pretty cool but like all connectors, it fails eventually.

I’ll take “shit you shouldn’t be able to patent” for 1000 alex.

You could argue GTA violates this patent, I throw bullets at dudes and it “triggers combat” \s

I feel like you could make a laying-down seatbelt (if it crashes, we’re fucked anyway) and I should definitely be able to lay down proper.

It’s also one of the most inescapable songs on public radio ever.

If only he’d skip right to the last page of “things hitler did”

I mean I looked up the official results of the election on google and if that’s not good enough for you then too bad.

I’d ask “what have trans people ever done to anyone” but you could ask the same of any minority they harass (Facism needs a target)

My concern is that the train is still running at full speed even if the driver has died of a heart attack.

Voter turnout hit an estimated 71% for the November 5, 2024 General Election.

So 3 in 10 people are alright with this, and a few more are psyched about it

More than one in five apparently.

Looking at your text, I believe that the system is parsing it as formatting. The four spaces " " mess with it

So your text comes out

like this 

They’re going to have to fire up the list again.

https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/the-complete-listing-atrocities-1-1-056

A part of me is honestly hoping for the “he’s actually in piss poor health and going to die soon” thing but his VP will be in charge and that isn’t going to be much better.

99% sure that’s from like, an absolutely ancient “news” meme template.

But how do I remove the coating so I can chew on my switch cartridges?

There’s a part of me that just hopes that it’s all been a big smoke screen and that Trump doesn’t have a pot to piss in or a window to throw it out of and he just gets fucking pancaked in the vote.

I’m not confident that this will happen though which is scary.

I don’t know if it’s just where I am in life but I… I just can’t be fucked to do stuff man, I’m too ADHD, depressed, autistic, busy, stressed, whatever I don’t know.

I buy canned tomato sauce from Sam’s Club and meatballs. It’s actually reasonably good sauce, they usually have some decent pasta on offer of some variety. That’s about as much as you can really ask of me at this point in my life.

I’m thinking Nov 4th or something. Like, before a great deal of the votes have been cast, or today even.

I know beyond a certain point his VP would probably just be it

As much as I’d love it for him to stop being a threat to all that is good on this planet in the most final of ways; We’re still in some deep shit even if he were to drop stone dead right this minute between his mob of dickhead supporters, and his running mate.

…Actually I have to go look up what happens if the president elect dies right before he’s elected.