Nongolfers rise up!

Otherwise he would have orally abused them.

Love this episode. Really taught me to relax and just let life happen when I watched it in my formative years.

Aside from it being a sales tactic, it’s also just a strategy to memorize people’s names. I use it often because I’m trying to be friendly, and I have slight face blindness.

No kidding. It’s like trying to determine how rich I am by what percent of all the money I have. (it’s 0%)

Not really necessary when your house is filled to the brim with drunk freshmen.