this is not doable with all caps and even with those designed to do this it doesn’t work sometimes :(

why’s the mother wearing hyper tight clothes

I really just read that as thermite

I’m going to appreciate that more now

when your own army is more lethal to yourself than the enemy one

we call it Japan from the name Marco Polo gave it, Cipango, which should come from the name of some random island he ended up in. we call it Greece because the Romans called it Graecia, for reasons I can’t figure out