J.D. Vance's investment in a biotech firm that does testing on live animals is raising questions about the Ohio Senate candidate's true values.
  • Cadeillac@lemmy.worldEnglish
    10·
    3 months ago

    Sign me the fuck up. Do I get demon wings? Pitchfork? It doesn’t matter, I’m in dammit

        • skulblaka@sh.itjust.works
          2·
          3 months ago

          I see here you’ve requested assignment as a Baron of Hell. Unfortunately, we do not have any of those positions open at this time. I am able to offer you the options of Lost Soul or Generic Zombie. Productive demons will be considered for promotion to Revenant.