I’m an anarcho-capitalist with a real hatred for the homeless.

I fix software bugs

Software engineer here. I’d become the worst thing I can imagine… a user.

I think I work at Crowdstrike now

I’m now taking digital databases and write them by hand in an unnecessarily vomplicated fashion to paper while making up a story for each entry.

I am now an oil baron.

I guess my job is everything.

Edit: And I guess no more recovering from medical stuff. Maybe about 2 years from now I’ll be post surgery enough to start working again.

I destroy aircraft tools. Sometimes I also make them.

I assemble and disassemble industrial machinery for final testing. I already do the opposite of what I do?

Black hat hacker, I break into people’s servers and fuck up their shit

I break bones…

Cause brain damage? Idk how do you remove knowledge?

I make chemical weapons to kill millions.

I think the exact opposite would turn me into a literal pirate; stealing money in a way that statistically increases the risks of maritime commercial ventures.

I cause massive amounts of damage and disorder within local school systems.