• Sanctus@lemmy.worldEnglish
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    4 months ago

    Homie could you imagine Amish Guerrilla Warfare? Those dudes are so down to earth you’d think it was straight up the earth that attacked you. They dont even need GPS to know where they are. Mormons are gonna need some huge advantage other than their thug stratagem to beat the Amish Will.

    • EmoDuck@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
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      4 months ago

      Images going to bed in an Mormon military base and waking up that, surprise, the Amish build a prison camp around you during the night

      • Mak'@pawb.socialEnglish
        1·
        4 months ago

        …surprise, the Amish build a prison camp around you during the night

        Just a modest shed, really…

    • nuke@sh.itjust.worksOPMEnglish
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      4 months ago

      Amish guerilla agents coming out of literally every tree, bush, patch of vegetation imaginable