“Just Be Happy!” - every parent ever
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All of those are legitimate reasons to cry.
How about these?:
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I just found out Swans can be gay
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I just saw something happy, which made me sad because I don’t have that
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I saw the color purple
Also: remembering that swans can be gay
It’s ok for swans to be gay
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- “Fluorescent lights in grocery store too bright, causing a downward spiral into existential dread.”
- Fluorescent lights too dim to “save energy” making everything creepier, causing increased nervousness
Jesus Christ lighting in a store really?
When I was 8 my mother brought me and my siblings to her boyfriend’s on Christmas Eve and they went out for drinks and left us with a 13 year old baby sitter. They dropped us in the driveway without bothering to let us in and his house was locked. It was snowing and we were scared. They didn’t come back until after midnight. She was drunk and blamed him and piled us into the car and took off and crashed into a snowbank. I had to go up to a stranger’s house early on Christmas morning and wake them up for help, which is probably why I am so awkward in social situations now.
Legitimate reason, but I also hate fluorescent lights
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